... of Jehovah's Witnesses

  • Auntie Stella's brother, Laurie & his taxi
  • Halls of Residence for the Assembly
  • Gwen & Mary Tullett
  • Tinga & Tucka & Their Sombre Brother
  • Firm and Determined in this time of the end (queue kettle drum)
  • Fitzroy Stevenson
  • Hey there, all you thirsty ones!
  • The New Release - gasp!
  • The circuit of the assembly grounds
  • Experiences also known as 'Star for a Day'
  • The Drama also known as 'The Craft of Acting Masterclass'
  • If you keep your eyes on the prize
  • Let's watch how we walk and watch how we talk
  • Paining a mural of Paradise with Peter Terry
  • Being discreet
  • Alan Ford and The Fords
  • The Winepress of the Anger of God
  • Dear Shulamite Maiden
  • Lorraine and Errol Beckford
  • The Canadian family straight from 'The little log cabin in the woods' looking to marry off the young uns. What were their names? Barbie, Ken, Brains and Tressie I believe.
  • Bonnita Westmoreland and her mom
  • impromptu witnessing, or, being the nutter on the bus
  • clocking hours
  • being an auxilliary pioneer
  • being a pioneer
  • That window cleaner, who married Louanne's sister
  • that window cleaner - who married Louanne
  • Louanne and her sister
  • Alan, Peter and KeithTerry
  • Ian Terry
  • Irvin Drakes and his precious car doors
  • Irvin Drakes coming to visit and leaving his wife in the car
  • Irvin Drakes
  • Auntie Stella and her chewing gum
  • Robbie
  • Rob Aspinall
  • That African brother who'd never seen an apple
  • Ration... I mean, Food tickets
  • Coventry assemblies
  • Twickenham assemblies
  • 'You've had a good home and you left...' up Woodlands Road in the driving rain.
  • The Watchtower and Awake! magazines
  • Charles Eftichou's version of the Watchtower
  • The Mitchells
  • The Whartons
  • The boxes at the back for donations
  • The brown chairs
  • The Paradise Book (orange embossed cover)
  • Babylon the Great Book & Its Heartwarming Tales
  • The Book Group at Cotton Lane
  • The Book Group
  • Gina Hayes, Chris Hayes, Iris Hayes
  • The Welsh Racist Family on Woodlands Road
  • Merna & Merle Simms
  • The Eftichious
  • Frank Stannard
  • 'When I was in the world ....'
  • The glass room they built at the back
  • A Ministerial Servant
  • The First and Second School
  • Put your hand up (nudge)
  • The Kingdom Ministry or whatever that paper was that we studied on a Tuesday
  • The Wobbling Scot
  • Christine Ford and her runaway fiance
  • Randy Weeds - yes, really
  • Underlining in blue and red
  • The Watchtower study
  • Will you be my householder?
  • The platform
  • The heavier Circuit Overseer
  • The District Overseer
  • The Kyriacous
  • The Kafetsis
  • The Christous
  • The less glamorous but more hairy Greek women
  • The glamorous Greek women
  • The man who beat the gong on the films
  • Getting told off by Brother Edwards
  • Brother Herbert and his sweets
  • The rousing 'We Thank you Jehovah' on the last day
  • The first half and the second half
  • The two Mormon style witnesses that came from Great Barr (was it Tim & Roger)
  • Rennie, Terence & Family
  • The African woman who wailed
  • Margeurite Terry
  • The Thompsons
  • The Memorial
  • The nervous wait for the bread and wine
  • The ever dwindling 144,000
  • Bill Read
  • The smell of parafin
  • Microphone Privileges (ahem!)
  • A 'Do Not Call'
  • A 'Return Visit'
  • A 'Not at Home'
  • Coherence through Connectives
  • Pink Song Book
  • Dudley assembly hall
  • Aid to Bible Understanding or The Aid Book
  • Anna & Ottie ('dahlink')
  • Listening to the Great Teacher
  • Pause for effect
  • Kim and Bryan Sheldon
  • What was the blind sister's name
  • Getting crisps from the outdoor after the meeting
  • The back room of the old Kingdom Hall
  • Repetition for Emphasis
  • Myrtle Davis
  • Greeks in the first three rows
  • Whhhhy? Whhhhy? Whhhhy?
  • Helen Harris
  • Karen & Pauline Beckford
  • Hilda White
  • Volpy and Valentine (?)

Sunday, 18 April 2010

LOL! 'Will you be my householder?'

6 comments:

  1. How the fuck do you add to this thing?

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  2. Anyway.

    The Slide show about once a blue moon
    Bernard Pin, socks AND sandals
    Timothy Mensa Pin 'The Huuuuuman Brain'
    The roving mic on a broom stick
    Finding a seat by the oil heaters
    Robbie's sweets
    Inn Stops

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  3. Here we go - couldnt get in before

    toilets at the outside of the rear of the hall (am I right?)

    Yearly biblical quotation displayed at the back of the stage.

    Taking the wailing babies to the back - anything to break the monotony

    Going to Thursday night meeting in school uniforms

    Dad picking us up and laughing about his suspension breaking

    After the meeting asking Dad to drive us to see the lights and the newly built sky scraper high rise council flats in Lea Bank

    The old lady who used to take the bread and wine

    The wailing African woman who took the bread and wine followed with a dirty look from Mom

    Thompsons sisters the one with the big tits who used to walk to the toilets trying to hide her breasts behind folded arms.

    Watching all the young men watch her walk to the toilets (did Peter Terry marry her - see!)

    The couple with the mixed race sons who lived in Edgbaston who we saw at assemblies. Reg and Rita?

    Aunty Stellas Mom Nana Price and her music box

    Staying with some witnessess in London and the Dad giving us a flannel wash in our vests and knickers (didnt feel right then either...)

    Staying in Richmond and walking across a field with cows and one chasing Dean (funny that was)

    The disabled boy in the wheelchair who ate breakfast at the table and Dean was mad as he couldnt eat his breakfast (funny that was)

    The guy who stayed with us from another congregation who had a morris minor and drove us to the assembly - he brought us each a Mars Bar and Dean licked his to make it last longer

    Getting Conrad to buy us sweets from the off licence next door to the kingdom hall after the meeting

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